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Sri Baba Marley Jones and The Shaman Shake!
Sri Baba Marley Jones and The Shaman Shake: Dance with Aliens into a New Era!
What if the universe is calling, and you're finally ready to listen? Join us on a cosmic journey where we shatter the old paradigms and celebrate the birth of a vibrant new era. Sri Baba Marley Jones invites you to step beyond the mundane and into the realm of inter-dimensional communication. With poetic flair, I guide you through the crumbling facade of the world as we know it, unveiling the beauty of transformation and the promise of newfound roles that await us all. This is your chance to break free from the anchors of traditional media and dance to the rhythm of change alongside our alien friends.
Prepare for an experience that's anything but ordinary. With laughter, energy, and a touch of the surreal, we're calling you to be a part of a cosmic cause that transcends the usual news report. Our interstellar discussion is a vibrant tapestry woven with humor and heart, aiming not just to inform, but to inspire you to contribute to this enlightening journey. Whether it's through a small donation or simply embracing the joy and playfulness of our alien allies, we promise an adventure where every moment is an opportunity to smile and say, "Hey, hey, hey!" So lace up your cosmic dancing shoes and get ready to embark on this extraordinary voyage with us.
Thank you. Today I will give you a blessing like you've never experienced before. If you donate to this little podcast two or three dollars a month, that's all I'm asking. I will bless you with eternity and love and life. I will access the interdimensions of your being and communicate with you through love and vibrational frequencies. Seriously, though, donate, become a little subscriber. A little donation makes this spaceship go a long, long way. Oh, shirabalabala, shirabalabala. Oh, hope you're having a fine, fine, fine day in your heart, mind, body, soul.
Speaker 1:This is the Alienation News Report. Let's all go, go, go go. The crumbling has begun. That's what I say Crumble, crumble, crumble. It's all coming down Down to the ground, but the earth is rising up. There's something being born. A new heaven, a new earth is striking from the eyes. The earth is dying. A new earth is being born. Oh, shalamala, malagala, malamala shilamala.
Speaker 1:This is the Alien News Report. Don't you know? It's true, alien? Alien News Report, don't you know? It's true? Alien News Report. Everything is new. The crumble and the stumble and the rumble that you see is the veil falling down. What you want to do, it's so very beautiful. If you open up your eyes, there's hiding inside you. You must pull off the disguise. Oh, alien News Report, those report coming right for you. Don't you know? Don't you know everything is new, new, new, ash-sh-la-ma-la-la-sh-sh-la-ma-la-ma-ma-ma. Now you might see pain and strength, you might feel it in your soul. Don't you know that that is just to get you to go and do another role. This new role of life is going to be so sweet. It's right here, right, right, right now. Jump up on your feet. Oh, hey, news reporter, I'm in here to say I'm a new anchorman. I'm going to let you fly away. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 1:They do call them anchorman for a reason. Anchorman, anchorman down there on Earth, anchormen, anchormen down there on the earth, those people that do. They're called the talking heads. They're the newscasters, the pundits, the pontificators, the commentators, the explanators and the terminators. They're called anchormen, a-n-c-h-o-r. They're called anchormen because they put an anchor on your soul, they put an anchor on your feet, they put an anchor on your imagination.
Speaker 1:But the alien news reports we're not anchorman, we're freedom men, we are the great transformational men. Well, we set you free. I am a mamala. Shalamalamalamama, oh, shalamalamalamama. Hey, every pati dancing, every pati ringa, every pati dancing, ringa-linga-linga. Oh, this is the alien nation news report.
Speaker 1:As I said at the beginning of this podcast, my little alien friends, I say hey, you have to ask for salutations, offerings, whatever, ask for coins and everything. Please become a subscriber, a listener, not a follower, but just contribute just a little bit to the monthly denomination of the alien nation, denomination for the alien nation. I like that. Just a little bit of denomination, enough to buy a cup of alien space coffee. You know, it's way beyond the freeze ground. Raise, oh yeah, don't you fret, it's way beyond the freeze ground. Raise. Don't you fret, don't you cry, don't you go boo-hoo? Don't you fret, don't you cry, don't you go boo-hoo.
Speaker 1:Aliens are here today. They want to play, play, play. They want to make you smile and go hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, play. They want to make you smile and go. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Whoa. Alien news report. Don't you know it's love? Alien news report. Don't you know it's love, love, love. I say it's love people. That's the alien news report.
Speaker 1:Stay away from the commentators, the perl, the spectators, the commentators, the experts and the pundits and the anchormen. Stay away from those anchors as best you can. You do not want an anchor on your soul, you do not want an anchor on your feet. Nobody wants an anchor in any way, shape or form, unless you're floating on the sea and you need to stand still. Put your anchor down and it will be so good. You'll be able to float around in this wonderful place, look around the great big universe into outer space.
Speaker 1:So, everybody, it is time to boycott all the anchors in your mind. Boycott all the news that you follow, all your favorite commentators. Turn them off, boycott them all. I say Turn them off. Free yourself from these anchors, free yourself from these streams of information that are flowing into your ears and eyes. Forget them, because they're all all illusionary disguises. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho ho. That is the Alienation News Report. Hope you're having a good day. Everybody. Have a beautiful, wonderful, ecstasy, ecstasy day. I say hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Wonderful ecstasy day.