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Sri Baba Marley Jones and The Shaman Shake!
Sri Baba Marley Jones and The Shaman Shake: Discover Serenity with Yaks and Aliens at 18,000 Feet!
What would it be like to hang out with yaks at 18,000 feet, far away from the chaos of civilization? Join us for an enlightening and whimsical escape as we bring you the latest from The Shaman Shake, directly from our spaceship nestled high in the Tibetan mountains. As we mingle with these serene, hairy creatures, we find humor and insight in their peaceful existence, exchanging playful banter and discovering a sense of stillness that evades many of us caught up in our fast-paced lives. This episode guarantees to tickle your funny bone while inviting you to ponder the possibilities of adjusting your own molecular structure to thrive in such an extraordinary environment.
Imagine a world stripped of ambition and cluttered narratives, where silence reigns supreme, and connection with the universe is a given. We explore the metaphor of descending from the towering walls of modernity into the arms of an "alien nation," a place where love and harmony prevail. Through whimsical and contemplative flights of fancy, we challenge your perceptions and encourage you to find magnificence in stillness, offering a fresh take on humanity's relationship with nature and technology. Whether you're yearning for tranquility or just a good laugh, this episode intertwines humor and profound reflection, creating a vibrant tapestry of thoughts that invites you to reevaluate your cosmic place.
That's what I'm talking about, man, hope you're having a good day, everybody. Oh yeah, oh, all right, man, yeah, yeah, here we go, here we go, here we go, we do a little meditation. Let's see what we've got today. Welcome to the Alien News Report. Oh, things are we've got today. Welcome to the Alien News Report. Hope things are going your way today, and if they're not going your way, that's okay too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just adjusting some technical technology here on my spaceship. Oh, got to get that over there. Over there, get everything ready for the alien nation. Do as we're told. See if I go like that. Oh, that's better. There we go, there we go. How's that Much, much better, excellent, excellent, I think, excellent. Let's see, squeeze that, turn that little things and whistles. All in the mind. I tell you, all in the mind let's get to that thing. Sometimes you must dispose of technology to find new technology. So let's go like this oh yeah, that's nice, oh nice. I like that vibrational frequency. Shupo hee, kalamalama la la Ho. Ho hi, kalamalama la la hee. Welcome to the Alien Nations Report.
Speaker 1:We're all on planet Earth right now. My spaceship has landed on your surface. I'm here to explore a little bit. I'm out in the middle of nowhere. I believe I might be somewhere in Tibet right now. What do they call these mountains of Tibet? Way up in an elevation of 18,000 feet, I'm hanging out with some yaks, as you call them, down on Planet Earth. They're these beautiful hairy cows with big hooves that like to walk around at 18,000 feet, high up in the mountains, far away from your human beings. I tell you so. I'm just hanging out with the yaks today Yakity, yakity, yakity, whack. Ooh, I like the yaks. They're funny little creatures. They're looking at me, calm as can be. They're not frightened, they've never seen me before, but they are very peaceful. We're just looking at each other. I'm lying down on the ground at 18,000 feet Now, most of you humans at 18,000 feet.
Speaker 1:It's very hard for you to be it, but we aliens can adjust our molecular structures to adjust to climates like this and altitude and most of them. There are techniques that you can do the same thing, ancient ways that are available to you to do the same thing as well, so you can join the yaks up on the hill. Oh, everyone wants to be with a yak. I tell you. Oh, you.
Speaker 1:So today, in the Alien Nation News Report, whoa, I think there's nothing to report on. Today, that's the best type of day when there is no report, when there is no story, when there is no narrative going through your mind, when there is no nothing, there's no desire, there's no ambition. There's just beingness, stillness, magnificence in the silence of life, in the multitudes of the dimensions that you can feel vibrate through your mind and heart and body and soul, when you know you're connected to this, to yourself, to God and everything of his creation. Oh she, when my spaceship landed in this beautiful world, found a great big oyster. I found a long string of pearls. I walked through the beautiful garden of Eden. I tell you, yes, it's all around.
Speaker 1:And then we got obsessed with building concrete walls. Yes, it's all around. And then we got obsessed with building concrete walls and civilization. We lost our minds. We climbed those walls so high.
Speaker 1:The data wars, the technology, the infantile mind tried to rise so high into the sky and then, when we got to the top of the wall, we all fell down like humpty dumpty and we all began to fall. We all fell into the alien nation, we fell into the alien's arms. We fell into the alien's holy body. It was the last place where we could find love and feel no harm. Everything stood still, even though we were all moving at warp speed. 9,999,000,000. The beautiful alien nation, the beautiful alien time.
Speaker 1:Oh, yes, I say that is the news today. May you pray to yourself and all your loved ones and all the beings all around you. Oh, yes, indeed. Lh News Report. Yep, that's what it is today Nothing going on, no stories.
Speaker 1:Just go outside and play. Look at the little birdies Stroll right down the road. Don't do anything, just watch the jumping toad. Hippity hop, hippity, hop Right down your block. Hippity hop, hippity, hop Right down your block. Don't take anything for granted. Be just right here and still Breathe it all in. Breathe it all in. The love will see us through.
Speaker 1:Hippity-hop, hippity-hop, jump right down the block. Hippity-hop, hippity-hop, right down the block. You know, it doesn't matter if you have a spaceship-like mind that flies around the world or you're just a little frog. Hippity-hop, hippity-hop, going down the block. We are all interconnected and the universe is right at your hands. Even the little freaky frog can feel the universe and travel all around the solar system. Hippity-hop, hippity-hop, right down the block. Woo. So that's what I say. That is the news of the day. This has been the Alien Nation News Report. We are going to come at you every day and everywhere. I hope you enjoy these little podcasts that I've sent in your way. And you're sending me vibrational frequencies too. I know, I know, I know, I know I can feel it. I can feel it too. Everybody, everybody, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah.