Sri Baba Marley Jones and The Shaman Shake!
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Sri Baba Marley Jones and The Shaman Shake!
Sri Baba Marley Jones and The Shaman Shake: Embrace the Alienation Way to True Prosperity!
What if the news as we know it is about to crumble, making room for a world filled with love and light? Join us for an amusing exploration led by our otherworldly host who critiques the current state of news as lacking any spiritual depth. This episode draws whimsical parallels between high-tech surveillance and childhood games, pondering how those inclined to destruction often rise to power. We weave humor and insight into the tale, comparing the constraints of human life to the liberating existence of birds, while offering a unique alien perspective on the hilarious absurdities that earthlings call life.
Craving a stress-free existence that transcends mere physical desires? You're in for a treat as we introduce the "alienation way," a transformative path towards true prosperity and heartfelt living. Through maintaining a positive vibrational state, we promise a life filled with serenity and joy. As we take you on this journey of relaxation and peace, prepare to satisfy the deeper cravings for fulfillment and satisfaction that lie beyond our conventional understanding. So take a deep breath, feel the vibrational force, and join us on this enchanting adventure toward a more peaceful existence.
Welcome to the International News Report Tell me how you feel today people? Tell me how you feel down there.
Speaker 2:Are you happy, are you?
Speaker 1:having a good time? Are you having a little too much wine? I don't know. Was your head filled with haze? Was your heart pure in the ecstasy of beautiful divine play?
Speaker 2:Hmm, Well, I'm a little alien. I'm a very peaceful man. I have the Alien Nation news report.
Speaker 1:I was a very peaceful man. I have the alien nation news report.
Speaker 2:I was reading all the news today and everything I saw is a bunch of nonsense. I tell you that is the news of the day.
Speaker 1:It's illusion, it is falling.
Speaker 2:It will fall very quickly, I tell you, because it is hollow spiritually. There is no spiritual fruit.
Speaker 1:There is no substance.
Speaker 2:there is no substance, there is no foundation, so it will fall and we will be reborn here, in our shoes, in our own skin we will feel the light of love and no alienation is going to come on through beyond your imagination and the programming they got hooked up to you. I tell you, You're all being tagged down there.
Speaker 2:You're all being watched, your little watches and computers. They're tags. I tell you. They even say they're tags. You put tags on this computer. I put tags on this podcast because I have to intertwine with your earthly podcast fear. But I do it very simply, very divinely, but I still put a tag out there, tag tag.
Speaker 1:It's better known as chains, chains of the mind. Why? Are we tagging each other.
Speaker 2:Are you it Tag? You're it, You're it? Remember those little games we played.
Speaker 1:You want to know, anything about humanity.
Speaker 2:Just think about your childhood. Think about all those little games. There's always one asshole making bombs in middle school at the age of 10 or 12. You know that guy. That's the news of the day. Everyone has that guy in their school who's hell-bent on destruction, getting in fights, blowing things up. Then they turn into chemists and computer engineers. You know, they go on to do great things and then, all of a sudden, the psychopaths are making the weaponry that rules the world, and then they're in power we all know the dumbest people go into power.
Speaker 2:You saw it in school alien nation, alien time.
Speaker 1:We all know the dumbest people go into battle. Look at just who you saw at school. Alien nation, alien time, living on a father battle.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, baby.
Speaker 1:We've lost a lot of minds. I tell you, woo Woo, feel the vibrational force.
Speaker 2:I say Manamanamanakelomono oh shame.
Speaker 1:Feel the vibrational force. I say Feel the vibrational force.
Speaker 2:They're trying to take your feelings away. They're trying to turn you into a dead horse.
Speaker 1:Do not be an animal.
Speaker 2:Don't be. Well, animals are actually very smart.
Speaker 1:A lot of the animals on the planet are more free than you are.
Speaker 2:They don't have to run to a 9 to 5 job. Look up at the sky the bird flies on by so free, maybe you're jealous of the bird.
Speaker 1:Maybe all of humanity is jealous of the animals that are so free fly on by the birds and they can be out in the coldest of weather. We humans, we need the muffins. We eat the muffins, we put on the mittens and the hats oh see, it's very hard for me to be in that world because I'm an alien spiritual being.
Speaker 1:I'm a man with no name. I tell you because I know that's insane, oh yeah, la, yeah. So because I know that's insane, oh yeah, ah yeah. So it feels very good to be with you this evening. On the Alien Nation News Report.
Speaker 2:Oh, yes, take a deep breath with me Take a deep breath.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh, oh. Breathe up through the nostrils.
Speaker 2:And out the mouth.
Speaker 1:Up through the nostrils and out the mouth.
Speaker 1:Take some deep breaths Because the alienation news is going to be one of relaxation, peaceful communication, true prosperity where there is no stress in living life to the most heartfelt degree. Oh, no more pain and no more gain. The alienation way is so far beyond your comprehension that you won't even know what has hit you, but it's something you are thirsting for. I know you're thirsty and hungry, but it will even satisfy all those desires beyond your human comprehension and beyond everyone's comprehension. That's the alien nation news report.
Speaker 2:You just must stay in a vibrational state.
Speaker 1:I say who are you? I keep saying that?
Speaker 2:Who are you? Who am I?
Speaker 1:I'm just a vibration of frequency going through my human body, traveling through this earthly plane, taking notes, but it's just a passing through place of illusion. The veil is falling, I tell you. The veil is falling and you will see a new humanity that is in you and me. It will be great, great joy, great, great bliss. You will experience all of this, all the fears will wash away. This is the golden age a brand new day. Jesus Christ said he would come back. He tipped his hat and that was that.
Speaker 2:He's in all our minds and in all our hearts.
Speaker 1:Jesus Christ is the love. He helped us, all our minds and in all our hearts. Jesus Christ is the love. He helped us all start, oh, a new beginning, a new frontier. It's in your mind and it's in your heart and in your ears. Listen, listen very deeply into your soul. You are free and you must roll. Who are you, oh, who are you? I ask you every day. Who are you, oh, who are you Now?
Speaker 2:don't get too mixed up with all these distractions in this earthly play.
Speaker 1:Oh yes, don't get distracted, because you are light and you are love frequencies so high above. Be, express yourself just any way you want. Be who you are, become the light.
Speaker 2:yes, you are here to become the light and the love and hit the vibrational frequencies. That's why I started this podcast, the mission is to show you that we are all frequencies the mission of the Alienation News Report is to give you the real news of the day.
Speaker 1:Yes, sometimes I speak about very specific people in the news and at news events, but there's always other news going on in your mind. There are far beyond the news that you see on the cable stations and the oh. What do they call it? They call it the digital streaming and all those other things.
Speaker 2:You see the news and the newspapers and the old media like the radio.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2:Ah, the Alienation News Report will sometimes incorporate some of those stories.
Speaker 1:But the news today is that we are in golden age.
Speaker 2:The forces that don't like the golden age have tried to cover it up.
Speaker 1:That is the cover up.
Speaker 2:They're covering up the joy they're covering up. They want to remain in darkness because the darkness serves them. So if you think there's a conspiracy out there, there is a conspiracy.
Speaker 1:It's called the conspiracy of the soul and the conspiracy of the soul is what they're covering up is the joy and the beauty within all of us, and they're telling you to cover it up too.
Speaker 2:So you're probably out there covering up your joy and not expressing yourself because you're afraid that someone might not like it or like you, and all these little covers. They put on you psychologically.
Speaker 1:They're like chains, but you know when you're joyful you know when you're free you must follow that higher vibration that is in you and in me. So that is the cover up. The cover up is they want to keep you miserable. Keep you in fear and just make sure they're perpetrating hate and viciousness and they want to keep you miserable. Every TV show, 98% of the programming that you're consuming is bad, schlocky, emotional, low life radio ideas vibrations.
Speaker 2:There are some that have a higher vibrational force but there are few and far between.
Speaker 1:So you must find that vibrational force in you, and you say well how do?
Speaker 2:I find that vibrational force first of all, sit still.
Speaker 1:Ask yourself who you are.
Speaker 2:Who is the best version of yourself? The best version, you know the best version. I didn't say best version, I know what you guys are obsessed down there in the nation about virgins, that's low level frequencies. I tell you what is the best version.
Speaker 1:Version. Like a version. Oh, I remember when that song came into the galaxy.
Speaker 2:Touched for the very first time.
Speaker 1:Whoa, not a bad song actually Because you must Get in touch with the divinity inside yourself, I say the divinity inside yourself. Be true to yourself. Be who you really are, and you'll know who you really are when you feel a little bit scared about that grace in you that wants to express themselves.
Speaker 2:You feel like, oh, I can't show that, I've got to cover up that joy, I've got to conceal it.
Speaker 1:I've got to steal it away. No more time to cover up that joy.
Speaker 2:I've got to conceal it.
Speaker 1:I've got to steal it away, no more time to steal away the joy Time to bring out the joy Time to let go of all the negative programming that is infiltrating your brain, literally streaming into it. No, oh, shee-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la O Sheol, best thing you could do tomorrow was go into nature to a deep part of your country. The news of the day is that there's a beautiful cold stream, cascading over the land, over the rocks that purify the water the water is so pure that this water, if you drink it, it heals your body.
Speaker 2:If you were to move somewhere, I would check out the water first.
Speaker 1:Is it clean? Oh, you've got to love the water, and you've got to love the water and you got to love the air. What is the air that you're breathing?
Speaker 2:Oh, even we will have to bring our frequency to a higher state.
Speaker 1:Even to surpass the poisons that are all around us, in the air, in the food, on the ground they're everywhere around you these poisons every single day.
Speaker 2:That's why you must go to a higher frequency in yourself.
Speaker 1:It is the total immunity the grand immune system the cosmic immune system the protective, the Godhead that will protect you from disease and strife, to make you strong and full of life. Full of life, it's the greatest antibody in the world.
Speaker 2:It's the force of life. The force of life, the force of life.
Speaker 1:Oh, she-ma-na-ma-na-ma-na-ha, she-ma-na-ma-na-ma-na-ha, she-ma-na-ma-na-ma-na-ha, oh, she-ma-na-ma-na-ma-na-ha, yes. I will reveal an image to you one day of who I am, even though I'm an alien.
Speaker 2:They call me the shaman sheik. Some people I like to shake. I like to do the shaman sheik.
Speaker 1:But I'm an alien at heart. I know I came from a galaxy far, far away, as many of you have to.
Speaker 2:You know who you are everyone.
Speaker 1:Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, but I do shamans. I love the shamans and the sheiks and the earthquakes give me the vibrational frequencies, sometimes whoa yeah, I like it all I love it all. So again, this has been the alien nation news report stay in a high frequency people. Don't let it. Don't let all the news bring you down, don't even watch it. Take a boycott, go, look for a stream of water, a stream of life inside of you. Tonight, turn it all off.
Speaker 2:Disconnect the cables disconnect the cables the law of stupidity, the poison in your mind. I tell you.
Speaker 1:Free your mind, just free your mind.
Speaker 2:Stick your head out the window and breathe some air tonight.
Speaker 1:Walk around the neighborhood in your bathroom. Get out of your house for God's sake, have a little fun and not the type of fun down at the corner saloon no, that stupid one. I'm not talking about Apple Hall.
Speaker 2:If you can sip a little beer and make your tipsy tipsy's good. But if you don't know what tipsy means and if you don't love the tipsy, you're in another state of depravity, Then you're in the negative vibration of just being drunk man, low vibration. Tipsy's fun man. A little tingle, a little shock, a little fun, a little fundraiser down the back of your neck. That is the lust of life, that is the golden thread, that is the holy grail.
Speaker 1:But if you don't know how to go up to, the tippy top and enjoy it, then you're going to drop into delusion and depression.
Speaker 2:I say, oh, that is the Alienation News Report coming your way, very different. These things are going to be different every time, I believe, because we have all been told on a multidimensional oh.
Speaker 1:when my spaceship landed in this big old world, I found a long string of pearls.
Speaker 2:First I walked in the garden then I climbed up the wall.
Speaker 1:I saw the other side and then I began to fall. We live in the alien nation people we live in the alien time.
Speaker 2:Bye, bye.