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Sri Baba Marley Jones and The Shaman Shake: Galactic Wisdom versus Earthly Egos
Is Elon Musk truly the genius innovator he's often portrayed to be, or have we been duped by flashy rockets and electric cars? Join us as we embark on a humorous journey, questioning the impact of Musk's ventures like SpaceX and Tesla. We tackle the environmental impacts of electric car batteries and the seemingly limited value of space travel. Explore with us as we poke fun at his controversial remarks on critical thinkers and the H1B visa, challenging the pedestal on which society places tech magnates. We invite you to consider the power of personal introspection, positing that true progress might just come from love, connection, and spiritual growth rather than technological leaps.
Switching gears, “The Shaman Shake” provides a lighthearted look at Musk's high-pressure lifestyle. We offer a cheeky suggestion for him to relax, proposing that metaphorical aliens could help ease his stress, and remind him—and all of us—to not take life too seriously. This episode is not just a critique, but a call for a collective shift towards harmony and joy. As we poke fun at corporate influences and warlike rhetoric, we emphasize finding balance and inner peace. So, if you're ready for a thought-provoking ride with a splash of humor, tune in and join our conversation.
Hello everybody, welcome to the Alienation News Report. I just came across someone down there. Planet Earth sent me something that you're Elon E-L-O-N Musk. Elon Musk. It sounds like a perfume of sorts, a designer of perfume, elon Musk. The scent of a big, fat white whale. Anyway, let me see what it says.
Speaker 1:This is what Elon Musk said in one of his posts, one of his critical thinking. This is his critical thinking. This is the man that you hold up as a genius. Let's see what he said. The reason I'm in America along with so many critical people critical people, yes, you're not critical. Only the people in his orbit are critical people. All those critical people drive everybody crazy. With so many critical people who built SpaceX, tesla and hundreds of other companies that made America strong is because of H1B. Then he says this take a big step back and fuck yourself in the face. I will go to war on this issue, the likes of which you cannot possibly comprehend. Oh, elon is so far advanced that he cannot even that. We cannot even comprehend his intelligence.
Speaker 1:Here's some simple questions. When has a rocket ship ever done anyone any good in this world? Very few people. Very few people have put their butax in a rocket and gone up to space and big fucking deal. Anyway, has it served humanity? Probably not. No, no, I don't think so. Uh, let's see the tesla car. Your tesla cars don't have batteries. They, their batteries, are environmentally shit and shite I like that word shite. People. Who was down there for shit, shit and shite? Oh, tesla, how many people? People? Have Tesla made a great impact on this world? Probably not. Oh, and hundreds of other companies that make America strong. Oh, but the reason?
Speaker 1:I think the thing that's very interesting about this Texas is, with so many critical people. This assumes Elon's pea brain that some people are critical and some people are not. I've heard in many, many boardrooms across the world, people referring to people that are working for a living as work bees, ants working ants, a-n-t-s. It's ridiculous, I tell you, unbelievable. This brain that thinks that some people are critical or more important than others. It's insanity, I tell you it's insanity. And everyone's obsessed with Hitler. Well, hitler thought he was more important than other people as well. This type of thinking leads to destruction, chaos, and certainly does not lead to love and ecstasy and joy and connection. No, it does not lead to love and ecstasy and joy and connection. No, it does not. So the news today is that Elon Musk says he is beyond, he is going to go to war. That is beyond our comprehension. He is saying that he is so far advanced that we cannot even understand. It is saying that he's so far advanced that we cannot even understand it.
Speaker 1:As I say as an alien unto you, the advancement, the technology, is in each and every one of us. It's in you as well. It's just a matter of accessing that technology and I would say you can access it through being still and just being a natural human being. Be natural, be at ease, and once you're at ease, you will see the truth revealed that you are a magnificent connection to God. You're a spark of God. Everyone's a spark of God. Everybody is critically loved.
Speaker 1:Spacex, all your spaceships over all these years yes, they're very interesting, but do they affect people on a love level? On a love level? No, no, there's no love. Rocket ships are coming off the pad going up into the outer space when all of you can close your eyes and get there much faster than the human. Rocket ships are coming off the pad going up into outer space when all of you can close your eyes and get there much faster in the human being race, float around in your mind.
Speaker 1:You can visit every part of the galaxy. The truth is in you. You are divine Creatures, your divinity antennas. You're interstellar, interconnected. Oh, you're connected to everything. Oh, elon, I have something to say to you.
Speaker 1:When my spaceship landed here on the big old world called planet Earth, there was a beautiful oyster here and a long string of pearls. We walked the garden, then we climbed the wall. We saw the other side, then began the fall. Elon, elon, calm your brain. You think you are so smart, elon, elon, elon, you have no spiritual development. You're a spiritual peon.
Speaker 1:I can go to the Aborigine, the Outback in Australia, and talk to people there that have been all over the universe and they can tell you things that are beyond your comprehension, elon, beyond your comprehension. So many things on this earth are beyond Elon's comprehension. But the thing about the corporate media that is in your airwaves every day and on the screens that feed back to you is they make it seem like they're the intelligent ones and that they're the only intelligence. And I'm here to say there's intelligent forms on your planet that they will never talk about because they won't talk about them, because it doesn't benefit them to talk about, because they won't talk about them, because it doesn't benefit them to talk about them, because it doesn't make them the big daddy buck. Oh, the war bucks I call them.
Speaker 1:So when Elon says he's going to go to war, I say he's not a very smart man. Any man that thinks in terms of war is quite spiritually stupid. But that's okay, because we all have a part of ourselves that have gone to war or attempted by war. But here's the reality of the situation. 99.9% of the people on your planet do not want to go to war in any form, in any way. And this is where there's a new day. There's going to be ecstasy, there's going a new day. There's gonna be ecstasy, there's gonna be joy, there's gonna be play. We're all gonna go, go, go. We're gonna go, go, go. We're gonna dance, gonna dance, gonna spin too. We're gonna go, go, go. We're gonna be, be, be, be, be. And I'm gonna control, control me. We're gonna be in love, be in joy, be in the great ecstasy of God.
Speaker 1:And when Elon says he doesn't believe in God, take him at his face, take it, take it. Maybe he's trying to become a god. That ambitious is this man, oh, living in the alien nation, living in the alien time, living in the alien time. Elon, come on over and have a cup of tea with me, be free. Let your feet flow. Take off those big, fat, heavy socks that are on your feet. Let your body breathe a little. Come on, little lady, unloosen up. You're so serious, so serious. You think you are so smart. You must have been traumatized in middle school, elementary school, somewhere along.
Speaker 1:The computer program Got you good, put you in very deep, into the deep recesses of the governmental mind. Oh, you are a part of the governmental mind. You are trapped. You are trapped in a SpaceX, in a Tesla, in some technology that will not even serve most of humanity. The technology that serves humanity is freedom and creation, and it's going to come in a new formation. Here it comes. Oh yeah, oh, shemaleh, oh yeah, oh yeah, ma-na-ma-na-ma-na-ma-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. You've got a song down there.
Speaker 1:Oh, when the saints, oh yeah. When the saints, oh yeah. When the saints come marching in, oh yeah. When the saints come marching in, they're not going to need an electric car. I can tell you that. Oh, when the saints come marching in, when the angels come flying high from above, they're not going to need a SpaceX. Either I tell you that All your stuff will be obsoleted, or it is obsoleted. This will be shown as obsoleted. Oh, when the saints come marching in. Oh, when the saints come marching in Cha-la-la-cha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Speaker 1:Very good, welcome to the Alienation News Report. Thank you for listening to this podcast. Elon. Thank you for sharing that Twitter. I would reframe your message. You need to calm down a little bit, elon. I think you're like a boiler that's getting too much steam put into you. Too much steam is being probably blown up your anus. You're getting too much pressure. You need to relieve the stress. I don't know how you do it, but it's time to de-stress. The aliens are here to relax, to calm the airwaves in your brain. Enlighten your brain. Lighten up, man. Lighten up. I say it's time to lighten up sake. Take a chill pill, as they say. Chill pill, man.