Sri Baba Marley Jones and The Shaman Shake!
Sri Baba Marley Jones is beyond your control. He simultaneously shakes it all down and shakes it all up, and then back again. He is beyond any niche in the marketing world, or in your mind. It’s Sri Baba’s Time!
Sri Baba Marley Jones and The Shaman Shake!
Jeff Bezos Will Make You Go Bald: Wisdom from a Shaman Shake
Step into the eccentric spiritual world of Sri Baba Marley Jones, self-proclaimed "Shaman Shake” and spiritual guide, as he delivers a sermon unlike any other. Through a stream-of-consciousness style filled with humor, metaphor, and unexpected wisdom, this episode invites listeners to question their relationship with the modern world and reconnect with deeper truths.
At the heart of Sri Baba's message is the unpredictable "stew of life" - sometimes sweet, sometimes sour, sometimes filled with unidentifiable objects. His colorful descriptions remind us that despite our best efforts to control our circumstances, life remains fundamentally beyond our control. With playful jabs at celebrity chefs and tech billionaires, he uses humor to deliver a serious message about the futility of materialistic pursuits.
The sermon takes a contemplative turn as Sri Baba encourages listeners to "close your eyes to the distractions, to the delusions and the illusions of the world in your mind." His call to disconnect from digital technology - to "unplug the iPhones, unplug Zuckerberg" - speaks directly to our modern condition of perpetual connectedness. Through his non-denominational approach, he celebrates the "many dimensions in each and every one of us" that cannot be confined by rigid structures or beliefs. Join this unconventional spiritual journey and discover what lies beyond "the games of our minds that we create." Subscribe now for more unexpected wisdom from the Church of Sri Baba Marley Jones.
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Speaker 1:Shalama la shalama, la, shalama la shalama la shalama, la oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Today we are here in the church of Shri Baba Mahadev Jones. Yes, it's a church. I'm a shaman sheikh. I like to bake everything, just right, just so for me and you. You never know what's going to be in the stew of life. I tell you, the stew of life. It can be sweet, it can be sour, it can have unidentifiable objects in it, it can be thick as molasses and thin as rain. Nobody knows what's in the stew of life. Nobody knows, I tell you, they try to cook it up just right, they try to manipulate it. You got your Gordon Ramsay's trying to make the perfect stew of life and look what he turns into A cartoon caricature of himself. Oh, my goodness, gracious Chef Ramsay, oh, it's doomsday for you. I tell you, your soup has gone melting into a pot of oblivion. I tell you, as we all must go into the pot of oblivion, I tell you, as we all must go into the pot of oblivion some days. Well, but maybe we're already in the pot of oblivion right now. I don't know. What do you think? Do you think we're in the pot of oblivion? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Again, my name is Sri Baba Mahajan.
Speaker 1:This is the. Oh, now I can hear it a little bit better. Oh, I'm on an amplifier, a PA system. Public announcement, pa. My PA is A private message. No, it's not a public message. Anyway, today is the day that you must be still. I tell you, close your eyes, yes, close your eyes To the distractions, to the delusions and the illusions of the world in your mind. Close it all, turn it all down, turn it all off. Unplug the iPhones, unplug Zuckerberg. No more orders to Jeff Bezos. I tell you, unplug the iPhones, unplug Zuckerbergs. No more orders to Jeff Bezos. I tell you, unplug him as well, for his own good. His head will explode. If he gets another order through Amazon, I tell you, his head will explode.
Speaker 1:He looks like an alien Martian walking to and fro. Oh, jeff Bezos, you're a clown like Bozo. Oh, yes, bozo the Clown when I was growing up, so I just call him Jeff Bozo. Oh, he's looking more like an alien every day. Oh, yes, he is.
Speaker 1:His head is getting bigger and bigger and bigger than the Martians that used to portray Martians in the 1950s and 60s sitcoms. They'd have these big heads. Even Saturday Night Live did it with Dan Aykroyd. Remember the cone heads. Well, jeff Bezos, his head is expanding. It's getting balder. No hair is even within a 10-mile radius of his bald head. Everyone goes bald around him. If you get within 20 feet of Jeff Bezos, you too will go bald.
Speaker 1:I tell you, jeff Bezos, jeff Bezos, what do you want to do? I don't know, man. You want to collect more money and put it in your stool. It's getting richer and richer and meatier by the day. You're gobbling it all up and sending us up to Mars on our merry old way.
Speaker 1:Oh yes, jeff Bezos, elon Musk, forget them all right now. Close your eyes. I say Close your eyes. I see, what do I see? What do you see? Do you see colors? The light's fandango, the light's fantastic. I don't know what you see, man. You have to know what you see and experience it yourself. Oh, I do a little shaman shake, oh, oh, oh, I do a little shaman bake. Oh, oh, oh, I do a little wiggle and waggle, oh oh, oh, everybody, it's time to gaggle like the geese. I'm going to go in front of this PA. I might get a little feedback. I don't know.
Speaker 1:Feedback, feedback, feedback, no, hey, no feedback. Very good, pierre, welcome to the church of Sri Baba Malajon. As I say, non-denominational, it's the only way we have so many dimensions in each and every one of us. Why would you try to confine anyone into a corporate tin cup? I don't know, man, I just don't know. I don't know and I don't care. What I care about is the foundation of freedom, the sensation and the reality of truth. Life everlasting, oh yes, life everlasting, far beyond the games of our minds that we create. So again, shalamanamanagalamanashalamanaheo, welcome and thank you. So again, shalmane managalamana, shalmane heo, welcome and thank you for being here on this little podcast in the church of Shri Baba, mari Jones and the Shaman Sheikh. Bye, bye, baby. Gonna break it down now. Let's see, I gotta use the little computer here.